connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
superplayer is the best website in the world and it’s brazilian god bless the creator of it
ameelia-pond: I ship the gay bar couple
crackedchassis: CAS SAID THE PHRASE ‘NURSE ROLEPLAY AND DOMINATION’ I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHOW
I’M TRYING TO RECOVER DAMN SUPERN ATURAL UFUK YOU
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Anonymous asked: Fazendo facul de quê? c:
there’s a mcdonalds in front of my university guess who’s becoming fat in less than 1 month
Anonymous asked: not true but okay <3
perpetualvelocity: hallloween: I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this: and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this: NO
Plot Twist: Season finales dont rip your heart out
Anonymous asked: i think that you are really cool, funny and nice!
that-stupid-tardis-sound: if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON IS TONIGHT
celestiel-adventures: i’m really not mentally prepared for tonight
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
neopiacentral: My mom found a handicapped marker on the ground so whenever we park in a handicapped spot she makes me limp when we get out of the car